Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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