I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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