hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
its not stalking. its research.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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