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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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