note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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