I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
