so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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