he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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