You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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