I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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