Its about making memories worth repressing
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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