Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
