Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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