do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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