week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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