Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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