Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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