You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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