STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??