And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?