she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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