I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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