it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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