That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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