I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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