Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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