I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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