jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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