he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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