you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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