i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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