he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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