he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
His nipple licking is glorious
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