He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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