You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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