I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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