pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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