so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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