I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is this like a preordered booty call?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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