So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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