dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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