i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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