i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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