It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
