I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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