good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
