We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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