My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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