I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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