I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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