Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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