I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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