i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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