like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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