Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Less talking, more tequila
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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