ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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